We are the Dead

This morning at work, an old lady from Florida called and calmly asked me to make sure I wrote a note under her file confirming that “ she was alive.” Because it seems she got a note from her Life Insurance agent in the mail last night stating that she had perished, and that there were $ 50.000 on the bank waiting to be claimed. “ But I haven’t died ” she insisted to me on the phone, “ I am not dead!”